Sitting Down to Get Louder: How to Really Get a Valentine

Guys, let’s be serious. What do you really want for Valentine’s Day? Duh! A Valentine.

Don’t be so content to assume that if you already have a significant other you have a valentine. That is unbelievably false.

Valentine, according to dictionary.com, is a sweetheart chosen or greeted on this day, Feb. 14. Let’s be more romantic than to say that “greeted” means saying “What’s up?” on the way to class.

But before we get into all of that, let’s make sure you know how to get a valentine.

1) Don’t. DON’T. Wear pajamas to school. Believe me, if whoever you are chasing wanted to see their sweetheart in pajamas everyday, they’d be married already.

2) Pull up your pants. Guider: If you bend over and feel a burst of cold air rushing over your buns, you might want to consider wearing a belt.

3) Speak up! Don’t wait until someone else tells your lovely they are wonderful. Before you can receive, you must ask; so ask!

4) If they reject your romantic offers more than once, walk away. When I say walk, I mean run.

5) Smell good. Brush your teeth, take a shower, FLOSS, wear deodorant.

Then Feb. 14 rolls around, the infamous Hallmark Holiday. What to do? What to say? Simple.

1) Buy her flowers. Swallow your pride and do it.

2) “Be Mine” candies are a must have.

3) Try to think outside of the realm of lingerie, ladies. Romantic can mean thoughtful too!

4) Make sure you start a trend of thoughtfulness that might include appreciation and acknowledgment of your sweetheart’s qualities.

5) Most importantly of all, don’t forget Valentine’s Day. If you do… Just don’t.